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Zodiac Signs but It’s Quotes from One of my German Classes

Disclaimer: No children, teachers, Germans or dolls were harmed in this post or class. The quotes do not have context so things can sound weird or alarming. 

This all took place in one lesson.

Aries: *to Take On Me* “You’re… in… pee. (You’re in pee) Pee… in… your…”

Taurus: “It’ll be like Leap Frog.”

Gemini: “Don’t blow the baby.”

Cancer: “What is it with you and baby hands?”

Leo: “I just saw a pen, a hole and an opportunity.”

Virgo: “I respond well to money.”

Libra: “I want a baby hand.”

Scorpio: “Jess will crush your baby.”

Sagittarius: “Google, our best friend.”

Capricorn: “I adjusted the banana suit to look like a burka. Burkana.”

Aquarius: “Halfway in the closet.”

Pisces: “Another mistake made.”